Bingo – Management Speak – version 2

Management:
Do you keep falling asleep in meetings?  Here’s something to change all of that.
BULLSHIT BINGO
How to play: Simply tick off 5 words in one meeting and shout out BINGO!
It’s that easy!

SYNERGY TAKE THAT OFFLINE STRATEGIC FIT STAKE
HOLDER
CHALK ‘n’ TALK
INCENTIVISED STRETCH THE ENVELOPE ICE BOX SHEDLOADS DIRECT
REPORTS
NOT AN OPTION GRANULARITY 360 DEGREE FEEDBACK HEADS
UP
OUT OF THE LOOP
GO THE EXTRA MILE BROAD BRUSH BREAKOUT
GROUP
VALUE- ADDED HOLISTIC
BALL PARK CHASING THAT DOWN WIN-WIN SITUATION THINK OUTSIDE
THE BOX
SILOS
RUN IT UP THE FLAGPOLE EMPOWER EMPLOYEES NO BLAME BACK TO THE
DRAWING BOARD
SWIM LANES
ON THE ROADMAP VANILLA TALK THE TALK TICKS IN BOXES P ‘n’ L
SURF THAT WAVE BEST PRACTICE OUT OF SCOPE UP TO SPEED SHRINK WRAPPED
LEAVING MY COMFORT ZONE NO BRAINER WORK
STREAMS
ORGANIC BAG OF SPANNERS
JOINED UP WORK
SMARTER
STRAW MAN QUALITY- DRIVEN MOVE THE GOAL POSTS
GAME PLAN FAST TRACK HELICOPTER VIEW LESSONS LEARNT PUT THIS ONE TO BED
ACROSS THE PIECE THE BIG PICTURE PERFUME THE PIG ON SIDE BENEFITS TRACKING

Testimonials from other players:

… I had only been in the meeting for five minutes when I yelled bingo …
… My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically …
… It’s a wheeze, meetings will never be the same for me after my first outright win …
… The atmosphere was tense at the last process workshop as 32 of us listened intently for the elusive 5th.”
… The facilitator was gobsmacked as we all screamed bingo for the 3rd time in 2 hours …
… I feel that the game has enhanced the overall quality of meetings per se on a quid pro quo basis …
… People are now even listening to mumblers, thanks to bullshit bingo …
… Bonza! you could have cut the atmosphere with a cricket stump as we waited for the 5th delivery …

 

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