{"id":76,"date":"2010-08-19T22:37:04","date_gmt":"2010-08-19T21:37:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/?p=76"},"modified":"2010-08-29T09:56:51","modified_gmt":"2010-08-29T08:56:51","slug":"page-13","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/2010\/08\/page-13\/","title":{"rendered":"Stories 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>From Me<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>One  of the first moon  rocks,  from Apollo 11, was brought to TC7 during the  Apollo 12 mission,  to be  seen on British tv for the first time. It  arrived with great  ceremony  guarded by 2 security men, and locked in a  heavy briefcase.<br \/>\nWhen  the case was opened, the rock was revealed to  be sealed in a  perspex  dome and mounted on a metal stand, irremovable  and untouchable.  It was  explained that it was far too precious to be  taken out.  The crew were  very disappointed that they couldn\u2019t touch the  rock, until  one of the  British scientists being interviewed said  \u201cThat\u2019s all right,  you can  touch mine\u201d. He produced a small plastic box  which he opened  and  tipped out another rock which he handed round for  everyone to play   with.<\/p>\n<p>(So I was one of the first people ever to touch a moon rock)<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;\">Could be apocryphal &#8211; I heard this in a tea bar&#8230;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Peter  Hills (trademark: &#8211; \u201cHello, squire!\u201d), well known senior cameraman on  crew 17, was doing an attachment as a TM2 (the man who runs the VTs at  the end of the desk in the gallery, for the younger members).<br \/>\nIt was  in the days of 405, black and white, tense \u201cas live\u201d studio drama &#8211; and  huge 10ft by 6ft  mirrors used for back projection behind cars etc..<br \/>\nA  seriously dramatic bit of acting was going on at one end of the studio,  whilst at the other, the Mole had to do a quick reposition. As the Mole  turned, the arm somehow got away from its operator, and the inevitable  happened. There was the most almighty crash as the mirror fell into  thousands of expensive pieces, followed by a deadly hush &#8211; broken by a  little voice from the loudspeaker talkback in the roof &#8211; \u201cYou\u2019ve fucked  it now, squire!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>A quote&#8230;.<br \/>\n\u201cListen to the music, cloth ears\u201d &#8211; Stewart Morris to a senior cameraman who hadn\u2019t worked with him before.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>When The Crazy World of Arthur Brown came in to TOTP to play \u201cFire\u201d, it was done as a post recording, because Arthur wore a real fire crown. Someone had decided also that the studio would have smoke in the air (very unusual then), so they got a special effects fellow called Bertram in, who had probably been at Lime Grove in the Gaumont- Kalee days. He brought a large machine on fat wheels which was, in fact, labelled Gaumont-Kalee. It had a delivery tube a foot in diameter. Bertram tended this machine all day, to the amusement of the floor manager, who kept asking if he\u2019d be ready. When the kids had all been chucked out, the moment came &#8211; the floor manager shouted \u201cNow, Bertram\u201d &#8211; and the tube belched an enormous amount of smoke, so much so that the Heron driver, me, couldn\u2019t see the ground to see his marks, and neither could anyone else. Arthur\u2019s crown was extinguished, and we all waited 20 minutes till we could see again. The clip that is still shown is take two, with much less smoke and a chastised Bertram<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Still on TOTP &#8211; one day during the live show, the Heron I was tracking, with Al Kerridge on the front, ground to a halt with 28 bars to get to the other end of the studio. I leapt off, and the crowd pushers helped me get the machine down the studio in time. Then we realised that the cable guard had jammed into the floor and taken a long gouge out of the lino. It stayed there for several weeks, and had a lead part in The Man in the Iron Mask, a Sunday afternoon serial. Eventually they re-laid the flooring, but not very well, and it bulged around the edges, making for some bumpy tracks. One night after the kids had gone, The Stones came in to play Jumping Jack Flash. During the recording the crew\u2019s top Heron driver (me again!) spun the machine round, and completely ripped out the squares of badly laid lino. After that they had to take the studio out of service to do the job properly.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>There were lots of trainees in the late &#8217;60&#8217;s, including me, and we all made screw-ups &#8211; I broke an antique pram on Adam Adamant &#8211; but I think the most accident prone and ineffectual was a chap I&#8217;ll call James (because that wasn&#8217;t his name).<br \/>\nJames first came to notice on an arts show in Studio D. On one side of the studio a modern jazz group played against a chromakey blue background, whilst on the other side were the things to be keyed in. James was tracking the Heron on the group, but kept losing interest and looking the other way &#8211; not surprising, as one of the keyed-in objects was a naked girl having gearwheels painted on her breasts. At lunch, the senior cameraman said &#8220;Look, you must concentrate &#8211; haven&#8217;t you seen a naked woman before?&#8221; James replied &#8220;Yes, I have &#8211; now&#8221;<br \/>\nAt the Golders Green Hippodrome, James managed to step backwards off the stage whilst cable-bashing. The stage was much higher than at TVT, but luckily for him, his belt caught on the Mole cable bollard and he hung there as the crew fell about laughing, and the floor manager rushed to help whilst looking daggers at the crew.<br \/>\nJames&#8217;s crowning glory was during a schools programme &#8211; finally allowed to operate a camera, he managed to zoom in on an object on a table &#8211; and miss. He left tech ops soon after, and persued a long career in another part of the BBC &#8211; he may still be there&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<\/p>\n<p><strong>From Roger Bunce<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>During the Work to Rule, a junior Cameraman, such as myself, was only allowed to perform one operation at a time \u2013 as specified by our job description.<br \/>\nMy crew was working on \u201cThe World of Wooster\u201d at the time, with Ian Carmichael as Bertie Wooster and Dennis Price as Jeeves. One of my shots required me to track in to a close-up of Ian Carmichael. The rules allowed me to track and maintain focus, but I was not allowed to tilt, crane or in any other way reframe the shot as I tracked. The result would have been a track into Bertie Wooster&#8217;s tie knot, rather than his face.<br \/>\nFortunately, the Cast and Production team all supported our action and were prepared to conspire to make the shot work. We arranged that, as I tracked in, Ian Carmichael would bend at the knees, in order to keep his face in the frame. True professional that he is, he maintained perfect headroom throughout the shot!<\/p>\n<p>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<\/p>\n<p><strong>From Bill Jenkin<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;\">Roger Fenna during a crew discussion on the importance of getting the rig done properly:<br \/>\n&#8220;No director has ever come up to me and said &#8216;Bloody good rig Rog!'&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;\"> <\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p>Sometime in the 1980s a  T.M. who shall remain nameless was setting up a circuit for Breakfast  Time with a russian woman in Dundee who was taking action to put  pressure on the various authorities in order to get her husband out from  behind the iron curtain.<span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;\"><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;\">T.M.: &#8221; would your like to say a few words for level please&#8221;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Woman: &#8220;what would you like me to say?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>T.M.: &#8220;just say what you had for breakfast this morning&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Woman (very annoyed): &#8220;I have had nothing &#8211; I am on hunger strike!&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Which was what the item was all about in the first place.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;\">Another Breakfast Time in the 80&#8217;s<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Selina Scott turns to the big B.P. screen and asks a question of a man in Belfast.<br \/>\nThe man in Belfast only gives a blank stare.<\/p>\n<p>Selina Scott: &#8220;Mr xxxx can you hear me?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Man in Belfast &#8220;No I&#8217;m afraid I can&#8217;t&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Scotty: &#8220;OK then we had better go on to something else and come back later&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>M. in B.: &#8220;Yes I think that would be a good idea&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Scotty turns back and carries on with the show.<\/p>\n<p>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<\/p>\n<p><strong>From Howard Michaels<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;\">In 1974 I was a junior cameraman on Squire  Hill`s crew 17.It was the height of the three day week with power cuts  etc and we were making a money programme in Lime Grove studio D.<br \/>\nThe Director,who shall remain anonymous, was very young and  inexperienced, and during the course of rehearsals was heard to say such  things as &#8221; I want you to zoom in through the tunnel to a wide shot&#8221;.<br \/>\nWe spent the afternoon recording some of the show, but the live bit of the programme was badly under-rehearsed.<br \/>\nWhen transmission came he had artists in the wrong chairs at the  wrong end of the studio, cameras were in the wrong positions etc.<br \/>\nThe programme ran live for 45minutes, however when it was repeated it only ran for 30 minutes &#8211; I wonder why? <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;\">++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;\"><strong>From Me<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;\">Also in the rota power  cuts, I worked on Falstaff in TC1. Bob Wright, the lighting man was  trying out a new soft light which consisted of a cyc on one wall with a  quarter on a megawatt shining on it. It made a brilliant sunrise, the  like of which hadn\u2019t been seen in BBC studio before. When we opened the  big doors onto Wood Lane, the whole of the rest of Shepherd\u2019s Bush was  in absolute darkness.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;\">Joan Marsden, known to  all as Mother, was always floor manager on Panorama. In the mid-sixties, she presided over the first trans-Atlantic satellite  tv interview, with the incoming feed up on a huge back projection  Eidophor screen.  When the circuits were up and sawtooth and tone removed, the Americans  plugged Studio G\u2019s feed back to itself. Mother and all in the studio  marvelled as she talked and waved at her 50,000 miles delayed self.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;\">++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;\"><strong>From Bill Jenkin<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;\">As a very green recruit, literally only a few weeks back from Wood Norton, I was attached to Crew 10 (Geoff Feld was acting Senior Cameraman.) and we were doing one of those &#8220;Sunday&#8221; serials &#8211; an adaptation of Charles Kingsley&#8217;s &#8220;Hereward the Wake&#8221; directed by Peter Hammond.  We were in studio G surrounded by Normans and Saxons (Alfred Lynch as Hereward).  I was cable bashing and all the other spare effort had been given an &#8216;early&#8217;.  There was a camera tower in the middle of the studio and as we broke for dinner there was a loud AAARRGH! and bump as the cameraman John (Spider) Whatton descended from the tower rather faster than he had anticipated.  John was despatched to Hammersmith Hospital.  Fortunately he was not seriously injured &#8211; only shaken up with a few bruises &#8211; but he was not going to reappear for the recording.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>As all the more experienced crew reliefs\/trainees had gone home there was only one thing for it &#8211; I was going to have to do the camera without any rehearsal.  Shaking with nerves, I was taken through all the shots by the director Peter Hammond and Geoff before the recording.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t remember what it was, but at some point I must have thrown my inexperience into relief by asking some extremely naive question about one of the shots.  There was a short silence as Geoff and Peter looked at one another.  Finally Peter turned to me and said<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll leave that to your professional judgement&#8221;&#8230;..gulp!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/ianfootersmall.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-60\" title=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/ianfootersmall.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"348\" height=\"121\" srcset=\"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/ianfootersmall.jpg 348w, http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/ianfootersmall-300x104.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 348px) 100vw, 348px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Me One of the first moon rocks, from Apollo 11, was brought to TC7 during the Apollo 12 mission, to be seen on British tv for the first time. 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