{"id":7818,"date":"2017-11-28T12:10:18","date_gmt":"2017-11-28T12:10:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/?page_id=7818"},"modified":"2017-11-28T12:10:18","modified_gmt":"2017-11-28T12:10:18","slug":"sound-youre-having-a-laugh","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/sound-youre-having-a-laugh\/","title":{"rendered":"Sound? You\u2019re having a laugh!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3><strong>Mike Jordan<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>This appeared on a Facebook page.<\/p>\n<p>So now you know!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(<em>Click on the picture below to see larger version:<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;use your Browser&#8217;s <strong>BACK<\/strong> button to return to this page<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/chicken.png\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/chicken-300x206.png\" alt=\"chicken\" width=\"300\" height=\"206\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7819\" srcset=\"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/chicken-300x206.png 300w, http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/chicken-768x528.png 768w, http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/chicken.png 830w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"99.9%\" cellspacing=\"0\" style=\"margin-top:auto;\">\n<tr style=\"vertical-align:top;\">\n<td width=\"*%\"><\/td>\n<td width=\"65%\">There doesn&#8217;t appear to be any means of controlling beak levels<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-weight:bold;font-family:'Arial';\" width=\"35%\">John Howell<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"vertical-align:top;\">\n<td><\/td>\n<td>They can sort that out on the sound chick!<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-weight:bold;font-family:'Arial';\">Geoff Fletcher<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"vertical-align:top;\">\n<td><\/td>\n<td>Just add a bit of eggo, nobody will notice<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-weight:bold;font-family:'Arial';\">Barry Bonner<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"vertical-align:top;\">\n<td><\/td>\n<td>Maybe best to just wing it.<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-weight:bold;font-family:'Arial';\">Alasdair Lawrance<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"vertical-align:top;\">\n<td><\/td>\n<td>I wonder if a base rooster would be a good idea?<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-weight:bold;font-family:'Arial';\">Geoff Fletcher<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"vertical-align:top;\">\n<td><\/td>\n<td>Pluck me, how am I supposed to be free range if I&#8217;m tangled up in all these wires?<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-weight:bold;font-family:'Arial';\">Nick Ware<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><!-- Footer --><\/p>\n<h1>&nbsp;<\/h1>\n<p class=\"western\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1061\" src=\"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/ianfootersmall-300x104.jpg\" alt=\"ianfootersmall\" width=\"300\" height=\"104\" srcset=\"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/ianfootersmall-300x104.jpg 300w, http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/ianfootersmall.jpg 348w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!-- END Footer --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mike Jordan This appeared on a Facebook page. So now you know! &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(Click on the picture below to see larger version: &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;use your Browser&#8217;s BACK button to return to this page) &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; There doesn&#8217;t appear to be any means of &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/sound-youre-having-a-laugh\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7818","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"coauthors":[],"author_meta":{"author_link":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/author\/alec\/","display_name":"Alec Bray"},"relative_dates":{"created":"Posted 9 years ago","modified":"Updated 9 years ago"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Posted on November 28, 2017","modified":"Updated on November 28, 2017"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Posted on November 28, 2017 12:10 pm","modified":"Updated on November 28, 2017 12:10 pm"},"featured_img_caption":"","featured_img":false,"series_order":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/7818","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7818"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/7818\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7822,"href":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/7818\/revisions\/7822"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7818"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7818"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7818"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}