{"id":6616,"date":"2017-05-04T12:03:37","date_gmt":"2017-05-04T12:03:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/?page_id=6616"},"modified":"2017-05-04T12:27:19","modified_gmt":"2017-05-04T12:27:19","slug":"bingo-management-speak-version-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/bingo-management-speak-version-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Bingo &#8211; Management Speak &#8211; version 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Management:<br \/>\nDo you keep falling asleep in meetings? &nbsp;Here\u2019s something to change all of that.<br \/>\nBULLSHIT BINGO<br \/>\nHow to play: Simply tick off 5 words in one meeting and shout out BINGO!<br \/>\nIt\u2019s that easy!<\/p>\n<table width=\"50%\" border=\"4\" cellspacing=\"0\" style=\"text-align:center;margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\n<tr style=\"vertical-align:middle;font-weight:bold;\">\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">SYNERGY<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">TAKE THAT OFFLINE<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">STRATEGIC FIT<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">STAKE<br \/>\nHOLDER<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">CHALK \u2018n\u2019 TALK<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"vertical-align:middle;font-weight:bold;\">\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">INCENTIVISED<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">STRETCH THE ENVELOPE<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">ICE BOX<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">SHEDLOADS<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">DIRECT<br \/>\nREPORTS<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"vertical-align:middle;font-weight:bold;\">\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">NOT AN OPTION<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">GRANULARITY<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">360 DEGREE FEEDBACK<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">HEADS<br \/>\nUP<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">OUT OF THE LOOP<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"vertical-align:middle;font-weight:bold;\">\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">GO THE EXTRA MILE<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">BROAD BRUSH<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">BREAKOUT<br \/>\nGROUP<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">VALUE- ADDED<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">HOLISTIC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"vertical-align:middle;font-weight:bold;\">\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">BALL PARK<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">CHASING THAT DOWN<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">WIN-WIN SITUATION<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">THINK OUTSIDE<br \/>\nTHE BOX<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">SILOS<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"vertical-align:middle;font-weight:bold;\">\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">RUN IT UP THE FLAGPOLE<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">EMPOWER EMPLOYEES<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">NO BLAME<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">BACK TO THE<br \/>\nDRAWING BOARD<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">SWIM LANES<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"vertical-align:middle;font-weight:bold;\">\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">ON THE ROADMAP<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">VANILLA<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">TALK THE TALK<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">TICKS IN BOXES<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">P \u2018n\u2019 L<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"vertical-align:middle;font-weight:bold;\">\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">SURF THAT WAVE<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">BEST PRACTICE<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">OUT OF SCOPE<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">UP TO SPEED<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">SHRINK WRAPPED<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"vertical-align:middle;font-weight:bold;\">\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">LEAVING MY COMFORT ZONE<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">NO BRAINER<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">WORK<br \/>\nSTREAMS<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">ORGANIC<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">BAG OF SPANNERS<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"vertical-align:middle;font-weight:bold;\">\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">JOINED UP<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">WORK<br \/>\nSMARTER<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">STRAW MAN<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">QUALITY- DRIVEN<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">MOVE THE GOAL POSTS<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"vertical-align:middle;font-weight:bold;\">\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">GAME PLAN<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">FAST TRACK<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">HELICOPTER VIEW<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">LESSONS LEARNT<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">PUT THIS ONE TO BED<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"vertical-align:middle;font-weight:bold;\">\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">ACROSS THE PIECE<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">THE BIG PICTURE <\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">PERFUME THE PIG<\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">ON SIDE <\/td>\n<td style=\"font-size:8pt;\" width=\"5%\">BENEFITS TRACKING<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<h3>Testimonials from other players: <\/h3>\n<p>\u201c<i>&#8230; I had only been in the meeting for five minutes when I yelled bingo &#8230;<\/i>\u201d<br \/>\n\u201c<i>&#8230; My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically &#8230;<\/i>\u201d<br \/>\n\u201c<i>&#8230; It\u2019s a wheeze, meetings will never be the same for me after my first outright win &#8230;<\/i>\u201d<br \/>\n\u201c<i>&#8230; The atmosphere was tense at the last process workshop as 32 of us listened intently for the elusive 5<sup>th.\u201d<\/sup> &#8230;<\/i>&#8221;<br \/>\n\u201c<i>&#8230; The facilitator was gobsmacked as we all screamed bingo for the 3<sup>rd<\/sup> time in 2 hours &#8230;<\/i>\u201d<br \/>\n\u201c<i>&#8230; I feel that the game has enhanced the overall quality of meetings per se on a quid pro quo basis &#8230;<\/i>\u201d<br \/>\n\u201c<i>&#8230; People are now even listening to mumblers, thanks to bullshit bingo &#8230;<\/i>\u201d<br \/>\n\u201c<i>&#8230; Bonza! you could have cut the atmosphere with a cricket stump as we waited for the 5th delivery &#8230;<\/i>\u201d<\/p>\n<p><!-- Footer --><\/p>\n<h1>&nbsp;<\/h1>\n<p class=\"western\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1061\" src=\"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/ianfootersmall-300x104.jpg\" alt=\"ianfootersmall\" width=\"300\" height=\"104\" 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BULLSHIT BINGO How to play: Simply tick off 5 words in one meeting and shout out BINGO! It\u2019s that easy! SYNERGY TAKE THAT OFFLINE STRATEGIC &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/bingo-management-speak-version-2\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6616","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"coauthors":[],"author_meta":{"author_link":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/author\/alec\/","display_name":"Alec Bray"},"relative_dates":{"created":"Posted 9 years ago","modified":"Updated 9 years ago"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Posted on May 4, 2017","modified":"Updated on May 4, 2017"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Posted on May 4, 2017 12:03 pm","modified":"Updated on May 4, 2017 12:27 pm"},"featured_img_caption":"","featured_img":false,"series_order":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6616","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6616"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6616\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6623,"href":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6616\/revisions\/6623"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6616"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6616"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6616"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}