{"id":6354,"date":"2016-11-06T17:08:53","date_gmt":"2016-11-06T17:08:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/?page_id=6354"},"modified":"2016-11-06T17:08:53","modified_gmt":"2016-11-06T17:08:53","slug":"stony-faced-technicians","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/stony-faced-technicians\/","title":{"rendered":"Stony Faced Technicians"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>Jeff Naylor <\/h3>\n<p>Nigel Williams and I are puzzling over this quote: &nbsp;\u201c.. stony-faced technicians&#8230;\u201d We used it just the other day&#8230;  <\/p>\n<p>At some point in our careers we were greatly amused by a press article that used the phrase but failing brain cells mean neither of us can remember how it started. <\/p>\n<p>We both thought it was a line from a newspaper article written by someone who attended a Studio recording. I though it was &quot;&#8230;and even the stony faced technicians were moved to tears&#8230;&quot;: &nbsp;Nigel thinks we were moved to laughter. For some reason I have a memory that Lena Zavaroni might have the subject of the piece, in which case it was a Crew 7 show.<\/p>\n<h3>Bill Jenkin<\/h3>\n<p>I think it came from promotion material of some sort for a fairly dire sitcom (no idea what though). \u201c&#8230; Even the stony faced technicians were laughing&#8230;\u201d (I always imagined it would have been Stu Lindley or Peter Hider doing the laughing).&nbsp; I remember talking about it with John Christie at the time. I think his comment was, &nbsp;\u201c&#8230;Blimey they must have been scraping the barrel to come up with that one&#8230;\u201d (or words to that effect). <\/p>\n<h3>Peter Hider<\/h3>\n<p>Bill&#8217;s reference to me laughing (Geoff Feld nicknamed me \u2018Chuckles\u2019)&nbsp; brought to mind the Frankie Howard show. He always started with a monologue which he rehearsed mute with all the titters and looks. Consequently when we recorded it was the first time we&#8217;d heard it. I always used a huge amount of head friction which was fortunate on that occasion as I had to let go of the panning handle to stop shaking and wipe away the tears of laughter. <\/p>\n<p>Frankie never wanted to do a retake although this became necessary when, on one show, I slowly zoomed in on him and something inside the camera had moved and it got more and more soft as I got to a close-up. He was not best pleased.<\/p>\n<p>Happy memories <\/p>\n<h3>Alec Bray<\/h3>\n<p>Thank You !!&nbsp; You&#8217;ll see why &#8230; &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The full story is here:&nbsp; <a href=\"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/zoom-lenses\/\"><font color=\"#000000\"><span style=\"text-decoration:none;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/zoom-lenses\/\">http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/zoom-lenses\/<\/a><\/span><\/font><\/a><br \/>\n&quot;&#8230;&nbsp; On transmission, I set up the zoom for the final closeup&#8230; checked that the tube was locked in position and panned down for the wide shot. &nbsp;As the old man chased around the set, I started the (fastish) zoom in. &nbsp;Horror of horrors, it was going out of focus!&nbsp; &#8230;&#8221;&quot;<\/p>\n<p>I have often wondered in the 50 odd years since if it was something I had done &#8211; it is a relief to know that it happened to someone else!<\/p>\n<h3>Bernie Newnham<\/h3>\n<p>I remember Stuart laughing so hard on a Morecombe and Wise show his camera was shaking.<\/p>\n<h3>Graeme Wall <\/h3>\n<p>And Morecombe stepped out of character during the recording to say to the audience, \u201cI know this next gag is funny as Camera 3 has been pissing himself at it all through rehearsals!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I was tracking the Heron on that show.<\/p>\n<p>[see also: &nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/tales-of-the-riverside\/\"><font color=\"#000000\"><span style=\"text-decoration:none;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/tales-of-the-riverside\/\">http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/tales-of-the-riverside\/<\/a><\/span><\/font><\/a> , the piece about \u201cOpen House\u201d]<\/p>\n<h3>Tony Grant<\/h3>\n<p>One of the most difficult times I had for suppressing laughter was in Pres B, doing a LNLU Interview with Michael Bentine about his proposed trip up the Orinoco. He was telling wonderful tales about his childhood in South America, including a story about ordering goods from the UK and arriving at the docks a couple of days after they&#8217;d been told they&#8217;d arrived, only to find a large empty packing case, with two families living in it. Of course, this in the 1960s, when you couldn&#8217;t (stony faced!) openly laugh out loud, and I had to let go of the camera I was shaking so much. The Interviewer was Noel Picarda (remember him) and he was unable to interrupt or stop Michael&#8217;s flow as he too was crying with laughter.<\/p>\n<p>Memories, memories \u2026<\/p>\n<h3>Peter Neill<\/h3>\n<p>Crew 7 were working an a \u201cLaughter Show\u201d and Dustin and Les were doing a sketch dressed as Keith Harris and Orville. During rehearsals they were actually quite funny and the crew were laughing quite a lot. Now, Crew 7 also did the Keith Harris Show and Ron said, &quot;We&#8217;d better not laugh like that tonight -Keith might recognise us.&quot; Peter Fox replied, &quot;I&#8217;m not worried, Keith has never heard me laugh.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>(\u201cThe Laughter Show\u201d was a BBC comedy sketch show, which featured Dustin Gee and Les Dennis, from 1984 to 1986 and then just featuring Les Dennis until 1991.)<\/p>\n<h3>Geoff Fletcher<\/h3>\n<p>We were always laughing when doing \u201cNot Only But Also\u201d. Anyone else remember the Poets Cornered game at the end of the shows on one of the series &#8211; the canvas tank of green foamy stuff into which Pete or Dud or their unfortunate guest were dumped from tipping seats along the edge after failing to continue a rhyme?&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>Dave Beer<\/h3>\n<p>One of Ronnie Corbett&#8217;s jokes was: &quot;If the crew laughed at our sketch during rehearsal, we would have to go away and clean it up!&quot;<\/p>\n<h3>Nigel Taylor<\/h3>\n<p>I remember a magazine article in the 1980s where the journalist, describing a visit to the \u201cTomorrow&#8217;s World\u201d studio, said the cameramen had an air of &#8216;studied indifference&#8217;. I&#8217;ve been trying to perfect that look ever since!<\/p>\n<h3>Dave Plowman<\/h3>\n<p>Easily explained. They are on talkback and may not react what&#8217;s being said in the studio &#8211; may not even hear it if concentrating on something else.<\/p>\n<p><!-- Footer --><\/p>\n<h1>&nbsp;<\/h1>\n<p class=\"western\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1061\" src=\"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/ianfootersmall-300x104.jpg\" alt=\"ianfootersmall\" width=\"300\" height=\"104\" srcset=\"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/ianfootersmall-300x104.jpg 300w, http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/ianfootersmall.jpg 348w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!-- END Footer --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jeff Naylor Nigel Williams and I are puzzling over this quote: &nbsp;\u201c.. stony-faced technicians&#8230;\u201d We used it just the other day&#8230; At some point in our careers we were greatly amused by a press article that used the phrase but &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/stony-faced-technicians\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6354","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"coauthors":[],"author_meta":{"author_link":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/author\/alec\/","display_name":"Alec Bray"},"relative_dates":{"created":"Posted 10 years ago","modified":"Updated 10 years ago"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Posted on November 6, 2016","modified":"Updated on November 6, 2016"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Posted on November 6, 2016 5:08 pm","modified":"Updated on November 6, 2016 5:08 pm"},"featured_img_caption":"","featured_img":false,"series_order":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6354","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6354"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6354\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6356,"href":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6354\/revisions\/6356"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tech-ops.co.uk\/next\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}